Salon predicts Elon “Pedo Man” Musk’s home of playing cards is about to tumble.
Tesla is ridiculously overvalued for a carmaker, particularly one with extreme model issues and an incapability to promote automobiles. The hype has been round Elon, and as Elon has finished greater than sufficient to disprove his legendary genius, there is not lots left propping the refill. Sadly, his friendship with a person well-known for throwing individuals beneath the bus has resulted within the anticipated end result. Whereas Musk is sporting shades, the long run just isn’t so shiny.
Whereas the smoke clears on the launchpad, one other disaster is burning: xAI, Musk’s synthetic intelligence enterprise, is reportedly on monitor to lose $13 billion in 2025. In keeping with a number of studies, it is burning by way of $1 billion each month, and bringing in exactly a half-billion complete. Musk moved GPUs from Tesla to prop it up and is now pitching a $9 billion increase to buyers. However that is not innovation — it is triage.
And now, the political theater collapses too. After years of courting Donald Trump and MAGA-adjacent tradition warriors, Musk has been frozen out by Trump himself, who reportedly is not taking Musk’s calls. No extra backstage passes. No extra energy dinners. Only a man with exploding rockets, a hemorrhaging AI startup, and a dying social media platform filled with trolls yelling into the void.
Beforehand:
• Elon Musk made idiot of by Murderer’s Creed social media crew
• Elon Musk buys Twitter… once more, from himself
• Trump Administration shilling for Elon Musk
• Trump official confirms what we knew: Elon Musk is painfully unfunny
