Our favourite cowgirl cosplayer, remorseless pet killer, and present DHS Secretary Kristi Noem has discovered herself a candy new pad – hire free! – by booting the Coast Guard’s high admiral from their conventional residence.
The Washington Publish experiences that Noem determined her rank as Reichsführer-SS meant she ought to have the Coast Guard commandant’s waterfront mansion at Joint Base Anacostia-Bolling.
Her excuse? Some British tabloid photographers made her really feel unsafe by checks story taking photos outdoors her constructing. Oh, the humanity!
DHS spokeswoman Tricia McLaughlin went full pearl-clutcher, truly linking to the Nationwide Cathedral web site whereas begging for “humanity.”
In the meantime, Noem’s been treating Coast Guard jets like her private Southwest Airways, making no less than 9 journeys again to South Dakota. She even threw a match when somebody forgot her weighted blanket — clearly a matter of nationwide safety.
Keep in mind when this self-proclaimed fiscal conservative dropped $68k in taxpayer cash on a sauna and chandelier for the South Dakota governor’s mansion? Seems like outdated habits die exhausting.
Beforehand:
• The hilarious however unhappy lifetime of Kristi Noem (video)
• Noem broadcasts plans to copy Alligator Alcatraz mannequin throughout a number of states
• Kristi Noem is not going to contradict Pricey Chief
