California’s Governor Gavin Newsom took treasured time away from operating the world’s fifth-largest economic system to level out what anybody with functioning eardrums already is aware of — Greg Gutfeld’s present seems like a bunch of interns being compelled to giggle for his or her boss.
For these blessed sufficient to have by no means witnessed it, Gutfeld’s program is principally what occurs if you order Stephen Colbert from Want.com and it arrives talking Tucker Carlson’s speaking factors.
Newsom known as Gutfeld “GARBAGEMAN GREG” whereas mimicking Trump’s ALL-CAPS model:
I SELDOM WATCH LOW-RATED “GARBAGEMAN” GREG GUTFELD BUT, WHEN I DO, I MARVEL AT THE FAKE LAUGHTER ON THE SHOW. IT SOUNDS LIKE A BAD “LAUGH MACHINE,” IT’S SO OBNOXIOUS AND DISGUSTING, JUST LIKE HIM, ALWAYS LAUGHING NO MATTER WHAT IS SAID. REAL PATRIOTS HATE IT WHEN FOX (“EDITS THE TAPES”) PUTS GARBAGEMAN GREG ON. FOX OUGHT TO “GET SMART,” AND NOT USE LOSERS LIKE THIS. ALSO, THEY SHOULDN’T ALLOW NEGATIVE ADS ABOUT ME. THANK YOU! – GCN
Cannot argue with Mr. French Laundry right here — Gutfeld’s pretend chuckles would get him kicked out of the Tuesday matinee comedy present at a Pahrump on line casino, and his present’s “spontaneous” laughter seems like somebody programmed an AI utilizing solely recordings of Nineteen Fifties sitcom audiences.
Between this and getting constantly destroyed within the rankings by precise comedians, you’d assume Fox Information would possibly understand their “humorous man” is about as humorous as a root canal carried out by wolverines.
However hey, when your community’s thought of comedy is “proudly owning the libs” by unintentionally proudly owning your self, Gutfeld is the George Carlin of MAGA Land.
